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Solomon’s first limerick

There was a then
A terrifying jen
   That was
   The fuzz
Then he was again

Posted in Poetry.


The Earthbender

All the nations lived together in peace, but all that changed when the Earth Kingdom attacked. Only the worst Earth Bender could stop them. But when the world needed him least, he came. And destroyed everything and everywhere near the Avatar including the Avatar. Two hundred and fifty-one year passed and Prince Zuko found the new Avatar and took care of him. Socca and Katara were looking for the Avatar and kept on failing. Soon Admiral Zhao took the Avatar, then everything changed. Then took over the world. The end.

Posted in Story.


Set your faucets on stun

Solomon and I were in the bathroom washing our hands and he asked, “Why do you like to wash your hands with hot water? Is it because hot water kills the germs and cold water only stuns them?”

Posted in Anecdote.


The Beginning of the Greek Universe, by Solomon

In the beginning all was darkness.  Gaea, Mother Earth, emerged from the darkness and gave birth to Oronous, the Sky.  Oronous lay over Mother Earth and she bore six Titans, great, powerful gods; three Cyclopes, one-eyed giants; and three Hecatonchieres, monsters with fifty heads and a hundred hands.

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Gaea, Mother Earth was born out of Kaos, and from her sprung Oronous, the Titans, the Cyclopes, and the Hecatonchieres

Posted in Art.


Story Solomon wrote for his school teachers

Wons Upon A TIME THER there were two queens, a wizard, a knight, and a multi-man. Miss Tybursky was the queen who ruled over all the land. Miss Carol was the Ninja Queen who sat on the North Pole on her throne. Miss Carol ruled all the water, and there’s actually more water than land, in real life. Miss Perrilo was secretly Harry Potter, the most powerful wizard in the world. And Miss Kim was a knight on horseback. She saved children when they were at school from any danger. One of the kids has lots of names. His name is Solomon Thor Thunderbolt Thumberdolt Don Blake Umos the Great Fighter Mercury Gold and he helped Miss Kim do her work.

One day Solomon’s evil brother, Sigfried Loki Death Rock came to the school to get rid of the children. Then the queens of the school, Miss Tybursky and Miss Carol, called the knight and the multiman, Solomon, to fight the evil Loki Death Rock. Then Loki Death Rock fights with the multiman and the knight. After much fighting and clashing of swords, Miss Kim and Solomon called on Miss Perillo. Miss Perillo was the smartest of all, even actually smarter than Loki. He thought he would just walk facing them, but Miss Perillo knew that she could hide better if she was not face to face with Loki.

The Ninja Queen made all of the water fight Loki. Then Loki got water in his eyes and his nose and in his lungs and he never bothered the children again.

Posted in Story.


Fifty North and Forty West

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Posted in Poetry.


Pretend, a poem by Solomon and Daddy

Today I wanted
And yesterday I wanted
And the day before yesterday
All the way up to here
I wanted to play superheroes.
I had to check the calendar for who to pretend to be
If it’s Wolverine’s day I go like this with my fists out and legs wide
If it’s Superman I fly with arms outstretched.
Yesterday and like today I was Lion Head.
He can bite any villain.
Are you a villain?
We have to pretend someone’s a villain. Okay?
“Arrh!”
I’m Arrhing at the bad guy.
Arrhing? What’s arrhing?
Okay, I’m gonna get my ring.
Here it is. I want to show you.
Is this diamondy?
My hypnotizing ring.

Posted in Poetry.


The Latest Superhero Story by Solomon

Srsrsrs is a kind of superhero. He got the powers of iron and steel. That’s all his powers. He’s half Superman, half Iron Man, for real, right?

Posted in Story.


Story entirely written and typed by Solomon

BY SOLOMON
SUPERMAN
FIGHTS

Posted in Story.


Poem entirely by Solomon

Boem
Super Hero Title is the Title

Superhero fight everything
Fight everything and eat the villain’s lando
Superheroes try to stretch neck
Stretch neck, stretch neck bando
That’s funny, his heado
Pointo
Type toe

Climbing up staircase
Climbing, climbing
I’m a little raccoon
A good raccoon
A super raccoon
A hero raccoon
Because a superhero raccoon

Spaceman, Electricity Man
What man, grant
Wish
Climb up the wish
Because I’m climbing up the wish
I am a person climbing up the wish
Gickety gackety gook
Slippery slidery
I’m sliding down the slippery slide
I’m a super slider
Bickery bidery

Posted in Poetry.