Solomon’s joke book

Q: How much does the United States cost?
A: Nothing. It’s a free country.

Q: What’s a glacier’s favorite food?
A: Ice burger

Q: What do you call an award-winning basement?
A: A best cellar

Q: Why did the police arrest the gambler in a casino?
A: For shooting dice

Q: What’s the fiercest and most boring hotel?
A: The Drag Inn

Q: What killed the most matadors in the civil war (American)?
A: The Battle of Bull Run

Q: What’s the relative of a nap?
A: A napkin.